Say hello to my little ipsum! - Scarface dummy text generator

SAMPLE:
I never ****** anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them.
You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I
don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up
there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me
set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm
here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then
you make a move.

Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good
looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all
these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you
haven't been ****** in a year!.

Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking,
*******, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a
belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a
liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this ******' shit,
looking like these rich ******* mummies in here... Look at that. A
junkie. I got a ******' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps
all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who
won't **** me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her,
Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a ******' little baby
with her!

What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ******' assholes. You know why?
You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like
me. You need people like me so you can point your ******' fingers and
say, Thats the bad guy. So... what that make you? Good? Youre not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem.
Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the
bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again,
let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy
comin' through! Better get outta his way! 

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